The Digger Archives Guestbook 2002

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NOTE: this file contains the entries from December, 2002. The regular Guestbook contains entries later in 2002.

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Eileen,

It is amazing how small I feel in the face of storms blasting away in the dark. The ominous crack and thump of falling trees, startled by white lightning flashes through the windows then trying to count the seconds to see how close the thunder rocks, and our houses seem so weak. I feel measured up by nature fairly quickly rushing to find comfort in the most basic things. I would just get small and let it blow right on over me. That hot coffee in shivering hands is gonna taste good in the morning. Dogs know what to do.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Sky clear tonight..means nothing, could change in a moment. Stood at the ocean clifts watching the waves crash into the rocks wildly throwing itself backwards into spray and rushing again and again leaving the air wild with energy and salt air and recharged ions, I drank in like soul food. Fed me and cleared my mind of it's turmoil for awhile. My mind that has been like the mud I churn in my rubber boots walking over and over the same path. The drip of everything I brush against, soaking my jeans at the edge of my raincoat, making me anxious to stand by the wood fire.

Hovering in night rooms, the storms slash the bamboo, bowing and flipping with winds that tear at their hair, throwing rain that batters againt my windows. Lightening screaming in the dark, too close! Thunder moving from the earth, not sky, in deep log rumbling..deeper than sky explosions that come with the count..one, two, three. There is not an in breath, no hesitation to this storm. I feel like a child in my bed. Hoping the covers I move deeper into will keep me safe.

Name: Mark Hebard
EmailAddress:
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Well, here I am beginning to rise out of the confusion of the Amerikan holiday experience. It wasn't so bad most of it. It was a mellow almost superficial deal without the hard edge of the past but I am ready to get on though.

Sitting here, trying focus my thoughts about the year that has past, it seems to early, with all that has come down. My family is well, my youngest is making her way through adolescence to adulthood. I wish I was more hopeful of the future. I know that the next years are going to be turmoil and possibly dangerous leaving me with a sense of quiet anger. The country again has become the enemy of justice and humanity, while our "leaders" drag out the dead horse they explain is our great nation. In the name of greed and capitalism the United States has become a threat to the world and it's cultures. Exploitation, profit, control and war are the tools our government uses that take away any remnant of dignity this country had. We are the terrorists in the end.

With all this comes the other side though, forced out of the audience, to perform miracles. The war and it's mongers bring out the best as well as the worst. The ones who cannot stay still watching this shitstorm swirl will start yelling and pushing. One more time we will go out into the street, tear gas will probably come, families will divide, hard words will wound us and again our middle finger will rise in defiance. We know how to do this. I just hope the music will be as good as it was.

Hammond, I got your book today so I will start your journey soon.

Steve, it warms my heart to see you write about how well you are feeling.

Eileen, the damn rain finally stopped here but I can see by the weather service you're still catching hell. Hey, a little mud and wind can't hurt that much.

Nicole, for me it is the sea air rushing in and filling the canyons on the coast with that wonderful rich clean odor of life.

Eric, Travis, IMAM, Ohio girl, Rena, Joe and everyone I wish the best for the new year and if anything it is going to be damn interesting. I don't think boredom is in the picture this go round.

Name: Steve
EmailAddress: Sub Tropics
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Im at another Spanish Language computer. Hey, I plan on smear painting with a soulfull old silk screen squeegie that I found at the Peace Church. Its about a foot long. I cant get the patterns out of my head that kept reacurring in my dreams after I came out of the anistetic last year. I was out for over 18 hrs. The patterns were square, divided into four quadrents like evenly divided window panes, and kept flip-flopping clock-wise (with sound effects). The color of each quadrent was muted and would change as each in turn would make one full revolution, (four "clicks"). It was as if they were superimposed on the ceiling, but my eyes were closed. Any way, I also plan on doing the reflected stained glass thing, but with gloves on and no brushes. (The ol´Cave man hand thing). I dont want the paint to fuck me up by penitrating my pores. Maybe try different textured gloves. Hey Nik, wanna finger paint? Christ I feel good. I´ve planned out a daily menu to stick my. I miss the Church cat "Clawdia" (with a "W"). I may start to write a large volume which will have continuous revisions, titled "Things I dont know". (Its a suggestion that Mom made to Dad, and I stole the Idea. It can tye in with my Dictionary of stories titled "My life in alphebetical sequence" I´m real excited (Imagine that?) about my future with the Reverend. It should add a spiritual dimention to the wild thang´that Ivé been striving at for years. Hallaluya. Hey Eileen, how yert doin´? Hey Eric: HOWDEY MISTER. See ya´ll next year. God bless Pagans, Outlaws and Hells Angels.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Yes yes Rena, that's it! Al Lagunero. I have been trying to remember his name forever!

The storms here are getting more fierce! Thought the wind and rain might blow my windows out last night!

Beautiful note Nicole. You do have such a wonderful way of expressing yourself. Wil catch up later if the power holds. Quiet at the moment.

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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...I'm thinking and feeling so much as this year comes to a close...I've always liked winter for the fact that you can see much further into the woods because the leaves are gone...and the snow lights up the underneath somewhat, allowing for clearer perception of the circumstances at hand. In spite of the rather scarey things taking place in our world, this has been an exceptional year for me...actually the past 3 years. At 54 I am finally at home with myself...I like my life, my job, my home, I love my family, my self, my friends...especially my friends. I'm playing music again and that has always been my spiritual connection...I can't help but think that certain of my past actions, as awful as they might have been, were meant to give me this clearer consciousness that I feel today. One thing I would like to get involved with this coming new year is some sort of counseling of teen agers...because my mother died when I was 10...I didn't have that sort of maternal nurturing and there are so many motherless girls out there...I would like to try and help them so that it doesn't take them till 54 to be introduced to themselves. I just opened the window and some apartment around here must have a fireplace...I can smell that distinct smell of birch smoke...I love it...well, my dear friends, have a safe and happy joyous evening and I will see you all next year...with very warm regards, Nicole

Name: www.reddINK.com
EmailAddress: theautomann@msn.com
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Being head-injured, coma almost three weeks, find out what I found out when I went to Heaven. You'll be very surprised and enlightened by the Trinity's magnificent, mellifluous knowledge: With such a price-tag on our souls, human beings are clearly precious beyond diamonds; Declarations can never describe how effusively colorful and illuminating Upstairs was... and is forever. Sign the GB, too. God Bless You with discernment. Tell others about my killer URL -b9, the Catalyst4Christ

Name: Rena
EmailAddress: kahuna
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Aloha Eileen, I believe the Kahuna you are speaking of is Al Lagunero. great watercolor artist, healer, chanter and "kahuna pule" which is a teacher of prayers. Haven't seen him in years. There are several kahuna about. He was very very hip and cool. A friend used to put together "ohana luncheons" where the hip and new agers would gather to enjoy wise men annd women. I remember his appearance, music, talk, art, consciousness awesome.

Don't know where he is now.

Maybe get a baby sitter for the animals and check out our world.

e komo mai means welcome to my humble abode.

 

Name: T.Peter Clarke
EmailAddress: Peter Clarke@totalserve.co.uk
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Sorry Guys I was trying to find The Digger guys in Belgium, They do the ww1 stuff. I just cant find thier web site. Oh well Lifes a bitch. take care, nice site, T.Peter Clarke...

Name: T.Peter Clarke
EmailAddress: Peter Clarke@totalserve.co.uk
Date: 31 Dec 2002

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Sorry Guys I was trying to find The Digger guys in Belgium, They do the ww1 stuff. I just cant find thier web site. Oh well Lifes a bitch. take care, nice site, T.Peter Clarke...

Name: Tina Shigley
EmailAddress: Skyriverbl@aol.com
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Hi There to Dan shortridge in Portland Oregon.he an Hells Angel.and Hi to Jack shortridge<Dan son.I think you`r cool...Hope the Both of you have nice year all around.My Phone number is 360/696-1639...Plesae call me sometime...To the reast of you Hels Angel stay cool and hope you also have a nice year all around..PEASE Satay cooll.all you groovey People. The Shortridges Miss You..love ya.... My nickname is Tender.cool

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Rena~Yeah, having had one chip put in, I know about expense. Not to mention the flight! That experience for the dogs really bends my mind. And my cat I know for sure (having traveled across country in a truck with her.) will yowl nonstop. Then there's double rabies shots etc. To have to board my animals for a month or more, adds insult to injury. Perhaps by the time we are really ready, this will be down to 5 days. Thanks so much for all this info gathering. While we're at it, did you see my question about the Kahuna/artist?

Great blowing storm here today. Winter has set in.

Name: RNA
EmailAddress: pet prison
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Eileen: it sounds like the smaller time frame for quarantine goes hand in hand with having a micro chip embedded in your pet along with proof of immunizations and blood work. I just got the web site: http://www.hawaiiag.org/hdoa/ai_aqs_info.htm There is a kennel on the big island that is private but boards the quarantined pets per govt regulations. However, you would have to bring the pets to Honolulu first to get checked out. You gotta have some bucks for all this. wish I had better news.

In a few months the time may be reduced to 5 days. still has to undergo public comment and review.

Aloha, Rena

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Rena~

One more request. Could you see if there is any idea when this quarantine time is going to change? I wonder if I could find a site for this? A plan is taking shape.

Name: Donella
EmailAddress: zookeep@aol.com
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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http://www.reikicourse.com

Name: Michael
EmailAddress:
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Eric,

I heard a short interview Saturday morning on NPR with Matthew Scully, author of "Dominion", a recent book about animal welfare. He described the absolute horror of modern hog farms - sows kept immovable for most of their lives in a small stall where they are inseminated, give birth to larger than natural litters, rarely move, never go outside, and appear to go insane until they are hauled off to slaughter themselves. Scully is not a PETA member to be ignored by most of America, he was a speech writer until last June for Bush and also wrote speeches for Dan Quayle and Cheney. He is writing for conservative Christians as an appeal to ethical values. I don't eat mammals, but can't claim I'm not part of it, eating my share of chickens and turkeys. They aren't treated any better. In any case, the chickens you killed (or didn't) lived better than anything you can imagine happening in these huge meat factories.

You can listen to it here:

http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/wesat/20021228.wesat.12.ram

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Rena~

Thanks for getting the info. When it gets down to the 5 days we'll be in business! In the mean time I can visit and ses things out once I get things nailed down here again. Now will be looking around Southern Oregon/Calif border area. I'm starting to get into this and am just waiting for my car to get out of the shop. It will still be a few more months before I have the money to do anything more than explore. But I am getting boxes and can begin packing. I love this part of going through stuff and clearing the field. Gypsy definitely kicking in.

I hear you Steve. This helps my head more than you know. Also keep us posted on The Great Romance. At least your cycles have some meat to them and certainly more time than mine. Glad to know you are still gaining weight and I bet it's helping you feel more grounded. And are you going to paint with no brushes?

Name: r n a
EmailAddress: ha ha
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Aloha. i just received a wonderful transcript of an interview with Lou Gottlieb, done a few months before he died. Ramon Sender sent me the transcript. Lou's brilliance shines through, and it sparked multiple memories and laughter bursts.

I'm concerned it is too long to post here, plus a copy/ paste would probably result in sloppy copy.

i did send a copy to Eric. perhaps he can post it somewhere.

Love to all, Rena

Name: Steve
EmailAddress: gulf coast
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Hey Eileen, my Natural Brother was a very popular pawn shop manager on the Big Island. Maybe he has some connections that would be helpful. Stick to your Gypsy Roots. A Yert sounds trippy. As far as the Olema Thang' goes... It's a green light all the way through 2003. Hey, I saw the film "POLLACK" and am inspired to struggle in NYC. I gave all of my brushes away to a street painter but there must have been a reason. Ha, Ha,...Shit I miss the village. Theres alot to be said for craziness. Its a crazy world and I'm a happy guy. Hey Coyote, thanks for the honnest effort. She's the best aint she?. I'm still gaining weight and am definately going to schedule my eating sessions back in NYC. I feel complete now that I have a mate again. I didnt realize the void which had formed. Hey, I plotted out my "Relationships" on paper and it seems that every seven years (from the age of 21) I have had a truckload of women piled on me. That is, I go 5 or 6 years with one or two (which always seem to overlap) and then WHAM, I'm screwin' 5 or 6...which in small towns got real squinky. Anyway, I fear 2006. (1999 was a peak year, maybe it was the wood shed that attracted them). Theres alot to be said about starving, half frozen artists. Later all.

Name: Rena
EmailAddress: from the vet
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Hi Eileen, Here's the info from my vet friend, Dr. Diane Shepard:

"Quarantime is 4 months without any preparation, one month if you start several months in advance getting vaccines, microchips, serum counts, and it is about to go to 5 days with adequate preparation. no way around it. nor would I, as a veterinarian that gets bitten every so often, want to have no quarantine."

Clearly it is very costly to bring pets to Hawaii. Darn! I would love to see you.

Hope you're feeling good. Best wishes to all, Rena

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress: reluctant Gypsy Queen
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Rena~

Have you ever heard of a cave of Pele's that was discovered hmmm maybe 20 yrs ago? Also do you know of the Kahuna that is an incrediable artist and painter? Last I saw him was in a open gallery in the middle of Lahina, 18 yrs ago.

Name: Looking for Hoffman
EmailAddress: robertingman632@msn.com
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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Dear Abbie: What a to-do xmas was. Firstly i was caught shoplifting from Fortnums, I realy like their jelly, and then to make matters worse my fiance had an uncofortably long kiss with her ex room mate under the mistletoe. I could realy do with some good advice here - do I finish with julia or should I get her to pay my fine and the finish - or should i run away with her room mate HELP

Name: Rena
EmailAddress: swim
Date: 30 Dec 2002

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As far as i know the pets are are quarantined on Oahu. It costs. some people hire people to visit their animals and pet them. I realize that you don't have a budget for this. there may also be a quarantine kennel on the big island at Waimea. I should know in a day what the scoop is.

Sending you aloha and visualizing you and enourage here.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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RNA~

Thanks. I had heard there is this change wanted. Do let me know what you learn. As it is, I am wondering where animals stay during quarantine and what it costs and all that's involved.....?

Name: r n a
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Eileen,

The quarantime is a nightmare. It keeps a lot of folks from moving here. It used to be 3 months! I just e mailed a very political vet friend to see if ther's any way around it.There's been lots of talk about doing away with quarantine for properly documented pets. I'll let you know if i hear any hopeful news. with aloha, r n a

 

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Just a quick one..as Steve says, it's all about ME. Hawaii has a 30 day quarantine for the animals (I have 4!) plus other requirements that are definitely putting a wet blanket on my plans. My airplane circling over Calif. once again. Things at my house no fun at all currently, and I am much to focused on myself to play here for awhile. So have a good New Year my friends. I will come back when I am feeling less like the Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Name: Hammond
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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PS - The ensemble is hooked up by phone lines because most of us in the voice ensemble live in various parts of the country while the studio is in Nevada City, Ca. - Hammond

Name: Hammond
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Hi all - If your electricity is working and your don't have anything doing from 10pm-Midnight tonight - tune in on http://www.kvmr.org for the latest episode "The End of the Trail." This is a wacky music and improv show that Dan O'Neill (creator of Odd Bodkins) and a few of us began two years ago - on the air and on the web. We (the voice ensemble) are all hooked up by phone lines to the studio where the wacky musicians and the singing Pointless Sisters act-out with us. I come on about 10:30 as myself with a tale or two with the band backing my work - and then again around 11pm I appear as my alter-radio persona "Mort Subiet" = instant death in French. Mort is a failed inventor - entreprenure who comes up with odd products like the all weather bi-sexual lapel thermometer and Blinddogs.com where you can rent a Guide Human for your sightless pet. - Even if you don't tune in tonight - mark your calenders with a big X marks the time zone - and we are on every other Sunday - same time - same wacky bunch. I think you will all get a kick out of the show - and remember - we have absolutely no idea what we are doing. Happy New Year! Hammond

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Tales of Hoffman - ? - Dear Abby - ? - Is this Kansas? - Anyway, I hope the rain stops for you Eileen - and Mark and ? - IMAM (dry as a bone)

Name: Blue
EmailAddress: none at present
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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To you folks out on the Pacific coast -- my heart goes out to you. With big storms, shaky electricity, and the rest. It's no walk in the park. We went thru it here in NC about 3 weeks ago. Just hope you're OK & keepin warm in the meanwhile. Mother Nature -- the worst terrorist of all time. Wishing you well from back East. -- G.

Name: Ohio girl
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Only one more week of hepatitis C treatment to go. I hope I'm leaving the land of 1,000 side effects for good and returning to the land of the living. I hope and pray that stuff really worked........ I hope 2003 is a completely different kind of a year for me. For all of you too, whether 2002 has been a good year or a bad year for you, I hope 2003 is much better! Might as well mention some good static. Once when we got a washer and dryer for the first time, in winter, I had washed and dried some blankets and put them on the kids' beds. The blankets sparkled and crackled with blue static, like beautiful starry fields. We kept looking at them and admiring them in the dark, and moving them so they'd ripple and cause more blue sparks, and laughing, and we couldn't get enough of it. It never happened like that again. You never know what marvels Life has in store.

Name: r n a
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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the sulfer fumes are dangerous at the actual flows. Signs are posted and people told not to venture too close, but they do. asmathatics and other frail people are at risk. There are other parts of Hawaii, the big island, that hardly get vogged. it all depends on which way the wind blows. ususally it is NE or E. when it blows SE then we're in for the vog on Maui.

There are also lave heated waterfall pools on the big island. i like the cool freshwater pools. Maui should have thousands of waterfall pools. Instead we have few because EMi which is East Maui Irrigation went up stream and took 100% of the water from almost all of the streams and rivers. on maui A & B Alexander and Baldwin burn sugar cane to maximize the profits. I believe Maui is the only island where cane is burned. Cane burning was illegalized in Australia cause it's toxic stuff. Here big business rules.

The big island has many beautiful places and beartiful people. and, the cost of living is very inexpensive compared to the rest of the state.

Name:
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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drinking lots of water seems to help

Name: Rena
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Eileen, glad to hear you're headed to the Paradise of the Pacific. The weather is perfect here on Maui and I'm glad you're coming to share the glowing warmth and the fruits of the land.

Be aware that there is a real problem with VOG on the big island, the island of Hawaii. I have a really hard time on the big island due to the vog. Vog is volcanic smog. The volcano on the big island has been erupting since 1983. Tonight at sunset here on Maui I noticed how the view to our neighbor islands was hazed out from the vog. Some days the nearby islands are completely obliterated by this noxious haze. Lead, mercury, sulfuric acid. some people can tolerate it, some cannot.

Last august I went to the big island to take a class in neonatal resuscitation. Hilo hospital was happy to offer this training to labor assistants and midwives. Not so on Maui. My 16 year old daughter accompanied me. On our last night we went with some friends to the active volcanic flow and walked on hot lava. no kidding. as we walked closer to the river of molten lava, the ground became hotter and we could see glowing lava through the cracks. so, we were walking on the cooled crust of the hot lava. Pretty fucking crazy in retrospect... there were hundreds of people from all over the globe doing the same thing. Occasionally people get hurt and even die while hiking over the lava to the flow. They die from the fumes. Anyway, the Kona side is usually drenched in vog. Blue sky in Kona is a novelty. I hear it's so much better on Puna side.

Xmas Eve 11 years ago i swam with dolphins on the Puna side at Kihena beach. pronounced Key-henna. It was so incredible. This is a clothing optional beach. I swam out and soon was surrounded by dolphins. I had waited all my life for this moment. I was naked except for my snorkel, mask, and fins. I swam with the pod. Truly, if the dolphins didn't want to swim with me they could have sped off. There were spinner dolphins in front of me, on either side, and beneath me. they would shoot out of the water and spin many many times in front of me. i love to attempt to spin like my dolphin friends. Anyway, I stayed with the dolphins because it was so much fun. When I finally looked up I was close to a mile offshore!!! At that point i realized i had better head for shore. My adrenalin carried me to safety. I have since had numerous dolphin encounters including one with 12 foot bottlenose dolphins. This encounter involved a dolphin rescue and made it into the Maui News. can read the story at http://www.shawnalladio.com/surfing_dolphin.htm

I have no idea who Shawn Alladio is but he sure has the story from the Maui News on the dolphin encounter on his website.

There are lots of wise women, herbalists, healers on the big island. Maui, too. Lots of beautiful people on the big island who appreciate the easier pace of life and the lower costs. Welcome Welcome Welcome!!! Aloha Oi. E komo mai!

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 29 Dec 2002

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Eric,

The interview with Nicholson is in a magazine named Entertainment Weekly. This issue is #689 January 3, 2003. This shows up in my mailbox due to a magazine sale thing my kids were involved in and has very little redeeming value. The interview is about his role in the movie "About Schmidt". The interviewer was Benjamin Svetkey. The reference to Brautigan and Harry Dean Stanton is on page 25. If you can't find it I will make some copies for you.

Eileen,

Well don't haul it to the Islands before this weather clears and we get a chance to eyeball eachother.

Name: Looking for Hoffman
EmailAddress: robertingman632@msn.com
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Dear Abbie.

I recently left my wallet on the Greyhound somewhere outside of Dellaware and althoe it contained $10 and 45c what concerns me most is what the hell I was doing in Dellaware. Can you shed some light on this ?.Ps Julia has left me again and taken the Bonsai's with her, if she gets in touch remind her not to over feed the Japonicus.

Here's too ya big cheese.(Robert I)

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Woodstock Lady~

Always a nice surprise to hear from someone who watched us go by. Yes I remember being there. But it goes by in my memory like a blur. Yes, Emmett left everyone he touched it seems with the taste of junk. You and Nicole are likely to have crossed paths out that way as well. You have a great deal to add if you're into it. There's no limits here. Just common interests. Thank you for your lovely words to me. Today is a specially good day to hear nice things. ............. Road out of here flooded and cresting. Ha ha, took my school bus out..I'm above it all. Got my rum and coke. Talked to my dad today after he received The Letter. Coyote did a good job but in the end lost my nerve. Can't handle my business looped in with my dad. My finances are too unpredictable. In fact realize when push comes to shove the gypsy bends under the weight of the idea of 30 yrs of big payments. Nope just can't do it..but I tried the life of the landed. I really did. I cried for a few minutes cause someday I would like my life to get easier AND be fun. Still working that combo out.

In the final analysis of astro maps I do get a surprise as I looked deeper. Will be going to Hawaii ASAP to house hunt. Land's still cheap there and if I'm going to hang my hat to a star, I want it paid for and done..none of this 30 yr nightmare! May just get my yurt yet. Shawn (of X Jed and Shawn) and her man Redheart are living there and waiting for me/us with open arms. So will rent until the next until my ship comes. Will make fragrant oils and salves from the plants and flowers there, paint and print clothing and wing it..live simply and get out from under all this home owner pressure.

Name: Looking for Hoffman
EmailAddress: robertingman632@msn.com
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

 

Name: Looking for Hoffman
EmailAddress: robertingman632@msn.com
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door . . .

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason

I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

 

Name: Eric
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Mark,

Do you have a reference to that article? I'd be interested in reading it. tia.

Name: Woodstock lady
EmailAddress: prefer no emails to my office
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Dear Sam/Eileen, I have this wonderful memory of meeting you and Peter and Emmett one amazingly beautiful spring (or was it summer) day, in 1969. It was on a huge piece of property - literally hundreds, if not thousands, of acres of fields and hills and valleys with long grass and wild flowers, somewhere near Woodstock, upstate New York. There was either one or two other women with you. All of the ladies (not the men) were naked, dancing with flowers in your hair. I was young, shy - rather intimidated by your remarkable beauty. My "old man" and I had been introduced to your group by Rick Danko. We lived in Woodstock. We became quite friendly with Emmett who later introduced us to Howard and Jones Alk, Mason Hoffenberg, & Albert Grossman. Later, I had a fling with Emmett in NYC when he was staying at The Chelsea Hotel and later at Leonard Cohen's loft in Chinatown. Emmett also introduced me to both Pearl & junk. In any event, I really haven't much to offer here, I just thought you'd like to know that my memories of meeting you, Peter and Emmett have stayed with me all these years. Do you remember that trip to New York? I enjoy reading your entries and learning about the woman you've become. You are ever delightful, insightful and warm.

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

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Eric,

I read an article yesterday (interview) about Jack Nicholson. Nicholson talked about Richard Brautigan and the infamous jar of torn up currency he keeps in his living room to this day. Apparently this was started when Brautigan tore up two 50 dollar bills and tossed them into the jar in 1970? Nicholson regards it as an artwork has done since then.

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

Eileen and all,

Just checking in to say the weather here is getting out of hand again. Very windy and heavy rain squalls coming in of the bay. The power is flickering on and off. My wetsuit is nearby. Time to throw another log on the fire and hope the power stays on for the Raider game.

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

yeah Eileen I saw the weather report this morning...wanna borrow my wet suit?

I recieved a gift certificate from Bloomiongdales for Christmas...I have never been there...I shall never go again...it was insane...not just the amount of people due to after Christmas sales...but the prices...I mean PALEESE...a tiny fru-fru tank top of some chintzy (and I don't mean Chintz)material for $68.00...I am a modern hard working woman, but I don't understand that concept...my roomate works for a designer, Betsy Johnson and HER tank tops go for $200.00...JAYSUS...it's criminal to me...Eileen there was a Marc Jacobs dress that you would have make so much better...for $480.00. My favorite dress I have ever owned was made by you Eileen...if I remember correctly you took apart an extra large dress from the thrift store (because the material was beautiful) and reworked it...and my all time favorite blouse you also made...a green long sleeved scoop neck with smocking...it was gorgeous...can I send you my current stats and some material and some money...the only thing I could afford to buy at Bloomys with the 50 dollars was a bra! Alright that's it...I'm headed home...besides this office is weird when there's no one here...WWR, Nik

ps Eric...I was there with the caravan...also I can't remember if asked you if you had been at Bergs 60th birthday? Maybe we met there?

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

Just a quick one. If it is possible this storm is more intense than the last. So if you don't hear from me for awhile it's because I'm paddling around in my boat! I hope that's a joke.

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

Whew! "real deal" indeed - the stuff of novels mate. Keep writing!!!

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

Sounds like the Real Deal, Steve.

Name: Static Steve
EmailAddress: Down Yonder
Date: 28 Dec 2002

Comments

Ya, I am a runt... a Monkey Runt. I'm up to 154 Lbs now. I found that the The trick is to TAKE the time to eat. I'm always on the go in NYC and realize that I go lean for a day and a half at a time without thinking twice. Here it's Eat Sleep and drink, which is the game plan. I play cribbage with the folks alot. Oh, Yes, the Cancer can cook, we have some milage; she baptized me, prayed for me, housed me, nursed me, boot-legged liquid codine into Africa on my behalf, covered me at night, dried my tears at the heigth of the radiation treatments, fed me, changed my bandages, hell, once I woke up in the parlor soaked in blood; they had removed drain tubes from each sholder and the right one had opened up. Nothing would stop the bleeding so they took me to St.V's. They gave me a tetnus shot and a few stitches, but my skin was so fried from the radiation that even the needle hole kept bleeding. I was a hand full. I had to wrap my right leg under the bed rail while holding my head in one hand and throw myself out of bed just to get up. Being drug free the whole time, I was naturally hostile a bit and would continually challange the dealers who sold from my front porch in the wee hours. I'd bust threw em' stripped to the waste (for full effect) sewn and stappled up from chin to gut, with a tube hanging out of my stomach and they would scatter. (the Island folk are very superstitious) The women would scream and say: "Dont touch him!!..He's sick!!" It was the night of the living dead for most of those doped up fucks. I was the West 4th Zombie. I wasnt lookin' fer trouble: I was trouble. Anyway, She put up with all of that shit and begged me not to mix it up with the natives. Shit, one night, I even fought off a wild red-headed woman inside my hall way. Another gal had set her pit bull onto the girl for revenge for a drug burn, and I went to the door to fight off the dog, she jumped me to save her own ass and we ended up between both doors, All I knew was that it was a dog attack and didnt realize that there were women involved..well, It happened so fast that I instictively started punching with my good arm. Well, she had two good arms and what seemed like three good feet. Anyway, Rev. Jackie comes down to find me and this banshee goin' ten rounds. She had seen it all come down from the upstairs window, and just smiled as I pantomimed what had happened. After that, Oh, once I was going to give a big dude a free flying lesson from the pourch, that mourning he and Buckeley had an ethnic dispute and Buckley had stomped the spokes out of the dudes bycicle and bent the rims. Anyway, the cat thought that Buckley was a Methodists on the payroll and came back that night high enough to threaten Jackie. I was set to plant both heels about chest high, but she got in his face and turned it into "bad boy in the principle's office". She's very convincing. Then, BOOM. (make that two booms). She opened the church doors (and her heart ) to hundreds of terror stricken City Folk who fled north from south of Cannal Street on the mourning of 9-11. I saw truck load of faith that day. Later.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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Eric~ I lived at the Red Rockers before the caravan took place..just before Olema shut down in April. I think that was mid '71 when Ariel was 2 1/2 yrs. I also had my black Great Dane, Crow and we lived in a sheep herders lean-to, a good walk away from the dome. There's QUITE a story there. Then came back to CA just in time for the caravan. I don't know what became of the scene there, and would like to know as well. Ben and Chipita are the only folks I have had any contact with since then.

Name: Eric
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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Nicole,

When were you in the Huerfano valley? Was that when the Caravan came to Ortiviz Ranch? I was there part of the group that bought the Ortiviz Ranch that had come out from Cambridge in the summer of 1970. I remember the Triple A band (Anonymous Artists of America), the big dome that the Red Rockers built, and the Libre Commune. I'm sure I've told the story how I became a vegetarian when we threw a Thanksgiving dinner for the other communes in the valley and I was put in charge of killing the chickens.

How long were you there? Do you know what ever became of Triple A?

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

Comments

Steve~ Glad you found a computer..he's still there til the 4th folks. I'm missing you here a bunch. Two Cancers? Well, you won't be short on FEELINGS! Get the Kleenex out..you got that right. Pretty exciting news, that. Hope it's a grand affair! From the sounds of weather reports NY will be a shock after Florida. I can't believe you are with your family with no way to make calls OUT..that is the only way I can keep my equaliberium sp? when I'm back home. Glad to hear you're eating the good stuff..a whole 150#s huh? You must be a scrawney runt! Just need to get enough good ole Southern food to pack it on, to get you thru the rest of the winter! PS Can this saintly woman cook? I do hope someone is going to feed you when you get home.

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

Comments

Aye St. Steven...CEAD MILE FAILTE (Irish for 100,000 welcomes)

...and in the words of Donald Fagen...NO STATIC AT ALL

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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and so the truck load of Diggers came to a sparking halt at the very voice of Steve back from Fla. Welcome back mate - As you can see we are all getting giddy from entertaining ourselves. Whew! - No static on the line............IMAM-Suspect (end act one)

Name: Steve
EmailAddress: FLA
Date: 27 Dec 2002

Comments

Sponge, our entries seem to hit at the same time OFTEN. Are you tuned in?..or what?...I cant wait for an answer now. Will check in tommarow. Hi Nik...I'm up to 150 lbs!!,..been gorging fried chicken livers, grits, sausage, eggs, beer, cat fish, salmon, rice etc. etc.

Name: Saint Steven
EmailAddress: Gulf of Mexico (sea of love)
Date: 27 Dec 2002

Comments

Wow, the site is really buzzing. Well, I'm familied up for the next 25 years. This auta' hold me. Dig, I just tapped into my Hotmail. I didnt know that you could do that. I thought that you had to use the same computer that you set up the address from. Anyway, I recieved a nasty note from the Lady Reverend who saved my spiritual and physical ass two years ago. When she visited NYC at the first of this Dec. she was showing enough leg for me to get a hard on during service. Being somewhat spiritualy chalanged, I didnt exactly take it as a sign from above...anyway...so I hid out for fear of an uncontrollable urge to defrock that little nun prior to communion. Its a wild ass form of taboo love in more ways than one, See, When we met she was not only my Reverend, she was also engaged to be wed. Well, now that she's a widow, I leveled with her via E-Mail and told her that I always loved her ass...(ah...Her, and her ass that is.) ...and that ducking out was my way of parting as friends and not going down in infamy for swinging on a preacher's tits. (Its usually the other way around, aint it? Well, Anyway, she leveled with me and informed me that I could push the swing. Sweet Jesus! There is a God! I told ya my money's on the Methodists. Anyway, in as much as NYC is to small for two ground zeros, we plan on making a big boom in the midwest. She's only 54 and her sign is Cancer. So, I figure on getting a box of cleanex and putting on a vidio of the Posidon Adventure for starters. Be back on the 3rd. I miss New York. It dont suck...it just blows.

Name: Dr Sponge
EmailAddress: confused
Date: 27 Dec 2002

Comments

Humidifiers, antistatic suits, and truck loads of 700 lb digger poetry? ? ? time for Dr's revenge A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not

Name: Nik
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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excuse me...that's Farasita, Colorado...the Huerfano Valley

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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I am laughing so hard right now my co workers think i've gone over the edge...and they thought I only sparked...plus they've yet to see me walk in with my "outfit" on...especially now that I'm sporting a spray bottle in the kitchen gloved hand and scissors in the one with red rubber on the tips...YIKES ...perhaps I can attach roller wheels to the humidifier and use it rather like a scooter or skateboard...meanwhile looking also like Rena from Green Mansions...and still I wear white cotton underthings...or maybe they should be made out of hemp...possibly this all stems from the time riding with Mary Ann and JP Pickens in Farasita, New Mexico a bolt of lightening about 2 feet thick struck right in front of the truck and even seemed to knock asphalt around...and well, it could have been that time I...oh never mind...but back to the truck stop...part of the story is that even though they have the truck up on blocks for 3 months at the cousins house in the 'burbs (obviously he doesn't keep working on it because he loves having his hands in grease...he just doesn't KNOW what he's doing!!!and he doesn't even have a Chiltons manual) and so that's why cousin Bart grimaces when dude says ,"let me have a look at that broken snow blower of yours...yeah right

Seriously everyone thanks for your help...if I can't stop the sparking I can keep laughing with all of you...yr pal, Nik

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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And everyone everywhere is to receive a free copy of Brautigan's 700 pound poem "All Watched Over By Loving Grace."

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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That's it! The truck load of Diggers will deliver the spark that shocks the world directly into the moment - the "real" moment. Michael is driving the truck over the carpets of America - dragging his feet again while the Diggers (wearing cotton underlayers) run around inside the truck. Everyone loads up on the electricity for temporary storage inside Nicole's anti-static suit. This same mysterious life affirming energy will also run the humidifiers to keep the flowers fresh - Rara come into focus inside the truck handing everyone protective garlands. Now were actually getting somewhere! - But Where? IMAM-Suspect

Name: Michael
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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One more thing to add to Sparking Nicole Episode I. Run with scissors or some other metal extension to your hand. In my tiny little office, if I touch the faucet or doorknob with a spoon I have nearby, I still see the spark, but don't get the jolt. If I want a big blue spark, I drag my shoes and roll along on my chair - I can only roll about four feet - and gather up a big charge. I'm guessing it's plenty wet enough in Eileen's house that she can't have this kind of fun.

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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The plot thickens for "A Truckload of Diggers!" with humidifiers at the ready and lots of fresh flowers surrounding Nicole in her fashionable anti-static outfit. Who is driving the truck? Will it ever arrive? Will the Diggers get out of the kitchen? These any many other questions are being answered as we type! Now I am being silly - but hey - better this than worrying about the impending wars..........IMAM-Suspect (all in fun)

Name: Rara
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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Nicole, A humidifier may help. try also putting fresh flowers in water. anything to hydrate the air. also, avoid synthetic clothes or at least wear cotton underlayers. drink LOTS of water. get a mister spray bottle, about $2 at a hardware store or beauty supply. I use a spray bottle with pure water when i fly. pretty soon other passengers are asking me to spray them.

some real plants in real dirt will help enliven the place and hydrate the air. ask each co worker to bring a live plant and let your garden grow. bring ornamentals, nurtritionals, munchables. parsley is very nice and grows with ease. will a basil plant make it? Basil is a mild euphoric and an immune enhancer. I like to wear basil springs in my hair.

the vegan pesto recipe basil leaves no buds garlic water little olive oil braggs, soy sauce or salt tofu to make creamy or nuts or seeds eg: sunflower seeds, tofu, almonds, etc.

OM

 

 

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress: Archival Curiosity?
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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Found this by accident and thought you would get a kick out of how Free Lit. gets turned into an expensive collector's item. IMAM-Suspect

BRAUTIGAN, Richard. All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace. (San Francisco); Communications Company, 1967. First edition. Pamphlet. Published in a limited edition of 1500 copies that were originally given away free. This copy inscribed by the author "To ……. ok? ok. Yes." Inscription signed and dated by the author, July 28th 1967, together with a small drawing of a fish. Stapled wrappers. Some small handling marks otherwise at least very good. £700

http://website.lineone.net/~red.snapper/general.html

Name: Nana
EmailAddress: mysticharley628@bellsouth.net
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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To any brothers or sisters who can help. I have lost contact with a brother and am in search for him.3/99 I was badly beaten by a local and DHR took my son because of it. To get him home I had to move into a safe house. I have him and have moved to Mississippi. I left behide my family and I am looking to find a brother and the path home. The brother I speak of was and still is my only love. I did not want to leave him but had to in order to get my son home.His nick is Spanky and has traveled with Reneagde. I just want to know he is alright and to let him know I am searching for him.I have very little but will give it all to find him. Please if any one can help me I would greatly appreciate it. LOVIN ALL, Nana

Name: Eric
EmailAddress:
Date: 27 Dec 2002

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Sign of old age? This morning, I opened email before having morning coffee and started deleting all the spam messages, commercial or otherwise. Suddenly one message grabbed my attention. I thought it might be someone sending some leads on my research into the development of the 60s avant garde. It looked like the subject line read: "Revolutionary Agit Prop" but alas it was only "Revolutionary Anti Aging Product". If not sign of old age, it's at least a sign of the times.

BTW, speaking of research, has anyone read Daniel Ellsberg's long-awaited memoir, Secrets?

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Back off the roof for 2 min. Nicole! Jerimah is a HUNK! I don't even recognize him except for the way he holds his jaw. From an acorn to and oak. I'm in shock..there's so much MORE of him. Ha oh my gosh!

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

Comments

Well Nicole seems you have a movie in the making..with your outfit already worked out. It sounds like the makings of an adult cartoon..have you ever seen Tank Girl? Here's the best site I could find for it.

http://www.worthing.co.uk/tank.htm

Kay-anne loved it and has created her own cartoon, I think this being the inspiration. It's popular at this house as well..although it gets a bit long for me. It's a mix of real people and cartoons. If you guys haven't seen it you must. Now I could definitely see this worked up.

And for my update..I'm taking a coffee and baklava break. I'm hanging off the roof of the cabin again..remember the last time I was up there having to jump from the roof? Shi-ut. It's been just drizzeling all day and I thought I was cool but now the rain's moving in and I'm not done. later....

 

Name: PS - IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Somebody cue the prop department about Nicole's "non-static" body electric outfit for the BBC production of "A Truck Load of Diggers!" okay? IMAM-Suspect (with covert designs)

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Nicole - That's it! The BBC is waiting........IMAM-Suspect

Name: r n a
EmailAddress: fresh air
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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http://www.pianoladynancy.com/lissajous/laser_show.htm my cousin sent me this. best to all.

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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IMAM, One night in Woodstock NY, Peter, myself and a couple of friends Martin and Susan Carey sat around a table and came up with a TV pilot about a truck full of digger folk who pull into a relatives driveway to fix a problem they were having with the truck ...of course when they open the truck door about 14 people pour out along with kids and dogs and who knows what and the tag line was," How long can it take to fix a truck?!!??" It was very funny...

Name: RaRa
EmailAddress: OMMMMMMMMMMMM
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Roughing it at LIttle Beach on Xmas. Warm and toastie with my hippy friends. Bhagwan Das was there. He is on island doing the guru tour. Bhagwan Das is the "enlightened one" who Baba Ram Das discovered in India in the 60's and wrote about in his wonderful collection of books, "Be Here Now." Baba Ram Das was just on Island where he had a weekend workshop (days only at a fancy resort) but I didn't go because of the $200 plus price tag. I heard Baba Ram Das 20 something years ago here on Maui for $10 and enjoyed his talk but $10 was about what it was worth to me.

Anyway, Bhagwan Das is now on Maui making about a dozen appearences in the theaters and yoga studios for a heft $25 price tag. He's traveling with Howard Willis and one other "guru." BTW, Bhagwan Das is a white guy with the mandatory sanyasan dreads. Unlike the malnournished Indians, he has one very big Buddha belly.

At little beach he came over while some of us were burning something. Someone asked him where he lived. I knew that one: sanyasans have no address. His answer was that he lived from microphone to microphone (his appearances) and not anywhere in particular.

Here's what i found of interest. Later someone mentioned to me a conversation she had had with Bhagwan Das. The bottom line was that the guru enlightened one was complaining that his 3 children were all yuppies, and where did he go wrong? !!

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Duh - "It might be you!" - Surely there is a Digger play!

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Wonderful to almost feel the snow! - thanks for the picture Nicole - I envy your morning wake up in wonderland....... Say - if any of you are - were - or will be writing a short (TV) play in the near future here is a link to the BBC's new competition - open only to those out of the UK - check it out if this is your ballywick - It might you!- IMAM-Suspect http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/competition/playwriting/

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 26 Dec 2002

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Good morning all...wow what a great snow storm...veritable winter wonderland...I had such a great time yesterday...good food, good friends...we ate and played music and all the while the snow kept coming and coming and coming...this morning walking to the train was really something...thank god for good snow boots...

Thanks to everyone for your static feedback...wait, let me rephrase...feedback on my static problem...all the shocks were worth the laughter you all brought me with your comments...and Joe I think you're right about a short in the building...because it's just a bit over the top...

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 25 Dec 2002

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Naz,

I had the same trouble with Coyote's stuff. I emailed him last week and he said he had been without power for 5 days. I would email him and ask him to check to see if he still has your address on his list. May have lost it in the power fiascos we are having in NorCal.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 25 Dec 2002

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wdprod@earthlink.net

Drop Coyote a note here saying you would like to be on his mailing list. If you ever send him an email at that address, just know he normally checks it once a wk.

Name: the Naz
EmailAddress:
Date: 25 Dec 2002

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How do i get on Coyote's email list? I was on it.. got a few e mails, and then, poof, no more. now i can't find the connect.

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 25 Dec 2002

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Kisses and Hugs to the ladies - a Bow and Toast to the men - and where is Coyote's blog - is it for the general blogist reader or a private blogation? -IMAM-Suspect - Nearly alone but quite content on Christmas Day.

Name: Joe
EmailAddress: Hey Joe
Date: 24 Dec 2002

Comments

Nicole....the indoor air is dry in the winter as opposed to the summer. The moisture in the air helps the electrons that are built up by friction to disperse more readily. Maybe you are shuffling your feet more when you walk than the other people in the office? You build up an electrical charge that way and then when you touch something metal it acts as a conductor and the charge goes from you to the metal causing a spark. If everyone is getting a shock it may be that there is a faulty ground in the building. So maybe you need to do some high stepping at the water cooler. I've been working in an office building for the last 7 months on light duty. I always have worked outside other wise. I dont know how anyone can work in an office for years. I am climbing the walls. I like to joke around so I havelightened the place a bit. Today was a day tinged with sadness as I walked down the Fulton Street Mall and thought of all those I knew who are no longer here. Happy Holidays to you all.

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Eileen,

Hey, great news about some financial manipulations on your behalf. It sounds like all will be well. Just about to head out for Christmas Eve family gathering so I will be back tomorrow. Take care all.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Mark~I can't keep up with Coyote's mailings. I save then for late night reading.

But guess what?! I told him what I was going through here..about to loose my home and all. And he emailed me a business proposal for my dad, to help me keep this house..for me to send like it's from me. He's the master fignagler (is there a correct spelling for that?) and I really can't see my dad turning me down. Ariel sat with me this afternoon to fine tune it and it's now in the mail. We wait with baited breath. (is that worm breath or what?) To be continued......

Got a gift from a friend that works at the local sauna for Ariel, Miranda and me to come for free tonight. It just gets better and better.

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Okay.....I knew that. Damn, it is sunny and clear here. I was ready for more hoopla from the skies. Did you read the last emission from Coyote's blog?

Travis, are you hooked to Coyote's list? Interesting articles are spewing forth.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Hhahah ha HA ha..you're easy Mark! You knew all along we weren't your run of the mill women, now didn't cha?!

Name: Mark
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Eileen, Nicole and Ohio Girl,

I am trying to do my best at cleaning up this shack for tomorrow's hoedown. This conversation seems a bit on the extreme side. Nicole in a wetsuit and heels. Eileen with a bald head and a gallon jug of coffee then Ohio Girl locking up computers with magnetized waste baskets . You motherfuckers are scaring me. I don't think I have ever called a woman a motherfucker before. Holy shit.

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Digger - the cling free way! NO static from us folks - just laughter and joy.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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hahahaa that would be SHAVED my head at 40. I need to get off the computer til this coffee wears down a tad.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Yeah DO IT Nicole! NO silk though..sorry. Maybe your underwear. Silk will immediately stick to you like your skin..a great deal like Ohio Girls candy wrapper. We're talking cotton, even wool can be a problem. And yes USE hair conditioner. Just not the nice light kind..or keep your hair tied to see if that makes a difference. Our hair alone is like an antena for energy..having saved my head at 40, I can tell you this to be true.

Name: Ohio girl
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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I had that static thing happen when I used to be a typesetter. No one else was having any problems in an office of about 60 people. One day I stood up from my computer and the entire company went dark, including the entire computer system. Raw power!!!!! Extreme embarrassment!!!!! The systems guy spend a few hours sitting in my chair and throwing a candy wrapper repeatedly into my trash can and watching as it stuck to the sides. They decided my end of the room was too damp due to some new construction, or something, no one ever solved it for sure but what a topic of jokes. I think I remember that they put a plastic mat under my chair eventually? Maybe we're just so unusual!

Name:
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Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Name: nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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...I can hear the office gossip after I walk in wearing...a black rubber bustier (sp?) a cling free silk skirt...red rubber tips on the fingers of one hand and a Michael Jackson kitchen glove on the other...my hair a fright for no conditioner...barefoot...with maybe some fiber optic film lines across my shoulders...they could light up!!!! I'll make sure the batteries for the digital camera are charged, hell I could probably charge them myself!

the sick part is ...I'd love to walk in here like that what a hoot!

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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that would be...synthetics are the WORST for stirring up static.

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Ha ha ha Nicole! you could wear a wet suit or rubber kitchen gloves! You could go into the rubber erotica number and see who you draw out of the closet! Ok, seriously (hey I was serious) these things might help..use a different hair conditioner..your hair catches A LOT of static and use fabric softner if you're wearing synthetics..synthetics are the for creating static. Also check out the souls of your shoes. Leather stirs it up like crazy.

Name: IMAM
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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Nicole - How about wearing red rubber finger tips like the ones used for dealing with postage stamps? Or wearing an anti-static line over your shoulder? What's an anti-static line? - I have no idea..... Sorry - but I think this is due to your electric personality! I just had to say that....

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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I have a question perhaps someone can answer for me...our office has static electricity during the winter...but where as everyone else in here gets a small little sumpin' sumpin' when they touch metal or shake hands, I get a spark and noise you can see and hear across the room not to mention a jolt that shakes my whole body...this week has been ridiculous I ever tried putting rubber bands around my feet to try for a better ground...the framing is metal instead of wood so anything I touch is doing it...even the plants on the file cabinets...what the hell's up with that? any ideas, Nik

Name: Nicole
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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The link was lovely Tomas, thanks

Name: Tomas
EmailAddress: tomas@laurelrose.com
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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I am always wanting something that I already have. I want to rake in my family and settle them at my feet. I want the sugar and spice to perfume my life. I keep forgetting to open my eyes and view what I see. I wish you the warmest feelings. Love is a nice word to say in times like these. Take Care Love Tomas http://www.laurelrose.com/EGOMORNINGSTAR.HTM I say hello.

Name: Ohio girl
EmailAddress:
Date: 24 Dec 2002

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"Nineteen things that took me 50 years to learn," point #8--there he is, the weeble/donut...... A giant revelantion about kids and parents came to me in the down-to-earth situation of the first time one of my boys was able to reach something on a shelf that was too high for me to reach. (I love you with all my heart, and you are useful too, wow, too much!!). No really, it's something to do with the progression of life. Have made and continue to make, tons of mistakes as a child and as a parent, I don't know any other way to do it, and yet there is still that graceful progression of life.

Name: Eileen
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Steve~We miss you. Hope you're having a good one!

Name: caviar lover
EmailAddress: vit@1-800-caviar.com
Date: 23 Dec 2002

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You built your site very well.Thank you!

Name: Blue & getting bluer
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Eileen -- a masterpiece. Live in fact in NC & in dreams on the bayou. But'chou nailed it & cannot thank you enuf. frum an ole coonass in de mountains

Name: Mark
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Eileen.....That is damn funny.

Hey Nicole, we may get a little snow out here also, weather has turned cold and more rain on the way. Thanks for telling about you Mom and how you handled it, like it or not we all get tougher behind all this stuff. I don't know which is harder, being the parent or being the child. I gave up on thinking about it all. At 56 years I have spent 40 years on my own which kinda dwarfs my time under the parental influence. They are old now and will soon need me to help them, wonder how that will turn out?

Name: Nicole
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Eileen...ps...(sigh)yeah...

Name: Nicole
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Eileen...I'm rolling !!!!!!!thank you...nik

Name: Eileen
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Nicole, I often have gotten myself through when I felt like a complete loser as a mom, with the thought.."you have no idea how bad I COULD be". We have to get points for hanging in there, at the very least..whether we got it all perfect are not. Anybody get it perfect?

I totally understand about wiping things out and starting from scratch. For many yrs I was looking with great expectation for Scallion's and Cayce's earth changes predictions. Then it dawned on me one day we were not going to get it that easy. Life just doesn't work that way. We're going to have to clean up and correct this mess or live with it.(die with it, is more like it). I still do not entirely understand about the Medicine People that have said to just step back and let it go down. There are still prayers out there as far as I can tell, for the enlightment of mankind. I would not be able to stand what I know if I didn't have strong ways to pray. I don't think what we really want to see is going to happen with just logistics. In the end I have to not keep too tight a hold on the "news" and remember to do as you are doing and breathe in the morning and take it one day at a time.

 

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress: Well while we're at it......
Date: 23 Dec 2002

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This is my kind of Christmas:

De Twelve days of Crissmus on de bayou...

Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, tank you fo de bird in de pear tree. I fix las' night wif dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in de swamp so I swap it fo a satsuma.

Day 2: Dear Boudreaux, you letter say you sen two turtledove, but all I get was two scrawny pigeon. Anyway, I mix dem wif some andouille an made som gumbo outta dem.

Day 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why don you sen some crawfish? I'm tired of eatin dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy french chickens to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the third to my dog Phideaux. Marie needed some sparrin partners for her fightin' rooster.

Day 4: Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no mo friggin birds! Deez four, what you call dem, "calling birds", were so noisy you could hear dem all de way to Napoleonville. I use dere necks fo my crab trap, an fed de rest to de gators.

Day 5: Dear Boudreaux, You finally sen somethin useful. I like dem gold rings, me. I hock dem at de pawn shop in Thibodeaux an get enuf money fo to fix de shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round fo de boys down at de Raisin Cain Lounge. Merci Beaucoup!

Day 6: Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to de birds, you coonass turkey! Po ol egg suckin Phideaux is scared to death at dem six gaesses. He try to eat dems aigs an dey peck de heck outta his snout. Dey good at eatin cockroaches though. I may stuff one of dem wit eryster dressin on Crissmus day.

Day 7: Dear Boudreaux, I gonna wring you fool neck de nex time I sees you. Thibeau, de mailman, is ready to kill you. De merde from all dem birds is stinkin up his mailboat somethin awful, yeah. He afraid somebody gonna slip on dat stuff an sue him good. I let dem seven swans aloose to swim on de bayou an some duck hunters from Mississippi blasted dem outta de water. Talk to you tomorrow.

Day 8: Dear Boudreaux, Po ol Thibeau, he has to make tree trip on his mailboat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and dere 8 cows. One of dem cows got spooked by a gator and almost tip over de boat.. I don like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish and sweepin de shack an dey say it was not in dey contract. Dey probably tink deys too good to skin nutrias dat I caught las night, too.

Day 9: Dear Boudreaux, Wat you tryin to do, huh? Thibeau had to borry de Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits you calls "lords a leapin" across de bayou. As soon as dey gets here dey wanted a tea break wit crumpets. I don know wat dat mean, but I says, " Well, la di da, you get chicory coffee or nuttin." Mon Dieu, Emile, Watta I gon feed all dese bozos? Dey too snooty for nutria an de cows have done gone an eat up all my turnip greens.

Day 10: Dear Boudreaux, You gots to be outta you mind! If de mailman don kill you, I will fo sho. Today he deliver 10 half nekkid floozies from Bourbon Street. Dey say dey be "Ladies Dancin", but dey don act like no ladies in front of dem limey twits. Dey almos left after one of dem got bit by a water moccasin over by de outhouse. I had to butcher two cows to feed toute le monde an had to get toilet paper. De Sears Catalog wasn't good enuf fer dem hoity toity lords royal behins.

Day Eleven: Dear Boudreaux, where you be? Cheerio and pip pip. You eleven pipers piping arrives today from de House O Blues, secon linin as dey gets off de boat. We fix snuffed gaeeses and beef jambalaya, finish da whiskey an we havin a fais-do-do. Da new mailman, he drink a bottle of Jack Daniel an he havin a good time dancin wit dem floozies. Thibeau, he jump offa da Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screamin you name. If you get a package in de mail an it be tickin--Don open it!

Day 12: Dear Boudreaux, I sorry to tell you, but I not you truelove nomore, no. After de fais-do-do, I spen de night wif Jaque, de head piper. We decide to open a gentleman's club on de bayou. De floozies, excuse me, Ladies Dancing can make $20 fo a table dance an de lords can valet park de boats. Since de maids don have no mo cows to milk, I train dem to set my crab trap, watch my trotline an run my shrimpin bizness. We probably gross two mebbe one million clam nex year.

c'est la vie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name: Dr Sponge
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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I got this from someone that just turned 50: Subject: Nineteen Things That Took Me Fifty Years to Learn 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle... 6. You should not confuse your career with your life. 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command...Very often, that individual is crazy. 9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 10. Never lick a steak knife. 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. 13. You will never find anybody giving a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 16. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them. 18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 19. Your friends love you anyway.

 

Name: Hammond
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Nicole - Incredibly well said. Thank you - personally I am honored to "virtually" know all of you here - and to have shared these many current thoughts, fond rememberances, well wishes to each other and yes, even our fears. I believe we have all been touched - if not indeed healed at times - by some of these heartfelt contributions to this ongrowing dialogue. - So for this alone I raise my glass and toast you all. You are all so very brave - generous and sentient .

Name: :Nicole
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Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Hi all...there's just something wonderful about New York City at holiday time...the sunrise this morning was spectacular...according to the weather we will have snow for Chrismas...very low key for me this year...dinner with some friends...I look forward to that...I wiah all of us from this site could sit together at a long ass table and toast to a better world.

Unfortunately the world is still building to this crescendo of chaos with GW and his posse...and other than speak up...I am at a loss...a part of me wishes it would blow all to hell then the earth can start over or we can just move on...I don't mean this to sound weird but I would be happy to go if it worked like an anti biotic to the planet and the flora and fauna...I swear...

the other subject broached over the past week was mothers...My mother died at her own hand when I was 10...but it is still like yesterday in my heart, as a result I get along with everyones mother not having had one...and it was very hard for me to hear what my son, Jeramiah's complaints were & are about my mistakes in raising him...I was surprised by some of the things he told me...I had been blind really...at the same time he has written me the most incredible letters telling me that he wouldn't change anything because he has come to understand the sum of his experience makes him the man he is today...and that I gave him basics that helped him through his own personel garbage...I always said he turned out such a caring, nice man inspite of having me for a mother...and we are both still clearing our paths...funny, I used to call him my path finder when he was very small, because if I started to get too out there i would picture him standing at a fork in the road in the dark holding a kerosine lamp and saying,"pst, ma, this way" I'm sure he saved my life more than a few times...

okay, enough, enjoy and lift a glass of whatever to us all...with warm regard, Nik

Name: Mark Hebard
EmailAddress: Sailon@anewyear.com
Date: 23 Dec 2002

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Happy and safe holiday wishes to all from sunny (for now) Monterey Bay. Steve, you must be diggin' the FLA weather. RNA, a little sun time at Little Beach sounds good to me.

Name: Teri Marshal
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Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Wonderful site. Thanks

http://www.kc-mall.net

Name: Mark
EmailAddress: Cleaningoutthefridge@Theinlawsarecoming.com
Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Eileen,

You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this.

Name: curious is as curious does
EmailAddress: Fort Sill
Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Mark, thanks for letting me know you had chance to read the post-I look forward to where this is going to take us--and the more the merrier--Merry Christmas to everybody, y un prospero ano nuevo--hasta la vista--felicidades...............T

Name: Mark
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Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Hey there Travis,

I new your post would be coming and thanks for taking the time to put it together. Given that I am about to be swept out to the emotional sea of the Holiday Season I will need some time to work through your words so as to make a stab at intelligent response. It takes me a while but I get there. My formal education relevant to the discussion is limited but I will put it up anyway. I earned a BFA-Painting with honors from California College of Arts and Crafts 77 or 78 (I forget which year) and I have a couple of AS Degrees that have allowed me to feed and clothe myself and family. Four years in the USAF 64 to 67 as a Technical Training Instructor, Amarillo AFB, Texas.

I hope you don't mind me encouraging others to take a shot at some of this as I think it would help in understanding the issues you put up here. Your thoughts on the generational divide intrigues me right off.

Name: Hammond
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Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Speaking of Gregrory - here are two poems I wrote following his bardic transformation published in Jack Magazine -http://www.jackmagazine.com/issue3/guthrie.html

 

Name: Hammond
EmailAddress:
Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Mark - Thanks very much for ordering my book! I will look forward to hearing your take on it - and per Gregory's line = "Power is standing on a street corner waiting for no one."

Name: Eileen
EmailAddress:
Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Holy Cow T! You got some stuff on your mind! Will have to get to this later tonight.

Hope you all are geared up for this coming whatever this week. I'm not at all ready but Ariel will be here tomorrow and I will be quite busy pulling loose ends together to be the good mom..if at all possible. Just got to focus just focus. I can do this.

Name: curious is as curious does
EmailAddress: West Point of the West
Date: 22 Dec 2002

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Hey Mark--Regarding your question 0n 27/Nov/o2--(and damn the spelling errors and proper names) Upon reflection, the use of the term "Imperialsim" in relation to US foreign policy strategy and military objectives, seems a little glib. The propaganda efforts thus far have been fairly tightly woven into a classic case of mis-direction, similar to any close-up magic, in the the hands of a good practitioner...what disturbs me most is whether or not W had foreknowledge of Bin Laden's plans, and allowed it to happen anyway. That W is capable of that kind of duplicity goes with the territory. Still, even though that effort is tantamount to David slaying Goliath ( the Towers, you know they tried it once before in the basement), Bin Laden and S Hussein are but small fry in relation to former KGB head Vladimir Putin's power and reach. The question of Iraqi oil is spoken, adroitley, but somewhat unconvincingly by Michael Elliot, Time Magazine, Nov/18/02 in an article entitled "The Selling of the President's War"(sub-head: Bush Should Take Israel and Oil Out of the Iraqi Question), and I quote," The issue is not price but which companies will reap the rewards by developing Iraq's reserves. Bagdad has signed several contracts with non-American firms--including those from France, China and Russia--to develop the oil industry once U.N. sanctions are removed. But outsidethe US it is widely suspected that a post Saddam regime would rip up those contracts and favor American firms in the reconstruction effort. There is a remedy at hand. The US could jam the guns of its critics by SUGGESTING( my emphasis) that after any change of