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The earth will supply sufficient resources to feed, clothe, and house its entire population, if we only put our minds to that problem —Buckminster Fuller

The moon, in its first quarter, is in Pisces and the Viet Cong, military arm of the South Vietnamese National Liberation Front continued today what has become the major offensive of the war. Fourty (sic) cities and towns were under attack and all of Free Vietnam was placed under Marshall Law and 24 hour curfew. Nineteen of the Cong made it into the impregnable American embassy again, but all were killed during a counterattack on their embassy by American paratroopers who landed on the roof in helicopters.

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White House sources stated that they knew in advance of the Viet Cong onslaught but that there was "no effective defense against suicide raids."

THE SEVENTH FLEET STILL COPS IN THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY

Democrats accused Reagan of illegality in a judicial appointment. Reagan answered that the Judge was doing it FREE.

LENORE KANDEL IS STILL LOOKING FOR SERIOUS MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSICIANS TO ACCOMPANY HER BELLY DANCERS. Call YU 6-3965

Mayor Alioto plans a bigger and better San Francisco Film Festival this year.

MARDI-GRAS IN THE FILLMORE DANCING IN THE STREETS AND PEOPLE AND FOOD FEB. 9, 10, 11

David Harris, former Stanford Student Body President, was arrested today by Federal Marshalls for refusing the draft.

Police Chief Blackmoor of San Jose said today that police should act quickly and on their own to quell campus [riots].

PAULA AND HER LARGE FAMILY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR A BIG ENOUGH HOUSE